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Operation Bandicoot, Day 10, July 19.

Now if you’re favorite stretch of highway is flat and straight…

With the Chicagoland portion of our trip complete, this road trip was winding down. But we still had one major stop to make. So, we said our good-byes and left Crystal Lake around 9AM. Our goal for this day was Dublin, Ohio.

Our travel route followed a more direct northern route than the trip out. The side trip to Dayton took us slightly further south than a direct route would have, especially in Indiana. The GPS package was putting us on what looked liked secondary roads for much of this leg of the trip. I was a little concerned about that until I looked at satellite images. Most of them were US highways with two lanes of near Interstate quality, so my worries were groundless.

The travel itself was easy and smooth. At least it was when it wasn’t raining! Somewhere between Gary and Fort Wayne, we found ourselves in the middle of a thunderstorm that rivaled the ones I’ve seen in Louisiana or Florida! For some reason, the Midwest tends to get nasty thunderstorms during the early to mid afternoon during the summer months. Lisa refuses to book airline flights that depart or land during summer afternoons because these frequent storms translate into frequent delays and cancellations. She and Caitlin once got stuck in Charlotte (North Carolina) for almost two days because of this.

It was along US-30 that we saw row after row of huge, wind turbines. Apparently wind power generates a lot of electricity for this region. Does it generate enough to power every house and business in central and eastern Indiana? Unlikely, but I’m sure it helps. Some people find these huge turbines a serious eyesore, and don’t like them. Personally, I didn’t find them any worse than the massive grain elevators that peppered the landscape. And besides, renewable energy sources are a good thing. Right?

The photo above is very similar to what we saw. This particular photograph was actually snagged from Google Maps. According to them, it was taken by a one Chad Elly, in May of 2015. These turbines are along US-30, near Townley, Indiana, just a stone’s throw from the Ohio state line. Mr. Elly had far better weather than we did. When we went through it was overcast and drizzly, thanks to the recent deluge. But these are the same turbines, and the same cornfields, that we saw in July.

And speaking of cornfields, I was reminded of a passage I overheard in an audio book Lisa got from the library. It involved a faerie, or some other supernatural type of man, who was teleporting around this very area, trying to avoid capture. That’s all I remember of the scenario, having not listened to the entire book. But the passage went something like this:

“Cornfield. Shift. Railroad track. Shift. Grocery store. Keep moving. Shift. Roof of a house. Shift. Cornfield. Shift. Church steeple. Ouch. Shift. Cornfield. Shift. Cornfield. Shift. Cornfield. Damn the Midwest! Shift.”

Until this day, I didn’t fully appreciate the joke.

Anyway, we reached Dublin around five in the afternoon, had a quiet dinner, and settled into our hotel for the night. Once again Michael was more interested in exploring the hotel than sleeping, but such is the way of things. Fortunately we all got some good sleep, because the next day was bound to be a busy one.

Next: Ohio wild life


The opening quote is a line from the Joel Mabus song, Hopelessly Midwestern.

The paraphrase from the audio book is from a novel by Karen Marie Moning, though I don’t recall which one, and since Lisa is asleep I can’t ask her right now.


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    Down on the farm

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    Operation Bandicoot, Day 9, July 18.

    This was the ultimate reason for this entire trip. Lisa’s cousin Eric Albert, and his fiance, Taranee, had their formal wedding at the Heritage Prairie Farm in Elburn, Illinois. Actually they had their official wedding in Thailand last summer. But that was beyond the travel ranges of most of their friends and family, so they had a second formal wedding here. This farm is a working farm, but it’s also an event venue. It is a very pleasant and rustic place, and it made for an excellent setting.

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    Michael wasn’t sure about all of this.

    During the reception, I slipped out to view the gardens, and took some notes for future gardening endeavors.
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    Look!!! Square foot gardens!

    The reception meal was delicious, and was heavy on locally grown vegetables, and meats from free-range livestock. Given the abuse my digestive system had endured during this trip, my A1C was grateful for the break.

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    First Dance.
    Of interest here was their song of choice. It was an excellent acoustic version of John Deacon’s You’re my best friend, which was a hit for the band Queen in 1975. This particular cover was done by The Once, and it’s an amazing interpretation.

    Video: The Once, performing You’re my best friend.

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    Yes, that’s Caitlin and I.

    This was pretty much the end of our Chicagoland adventure, but Operation Bandicoot still had some adventures in store for us.

    Next: Hopelessly Midwestern


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    House of Sue

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    Operation Bandicoot, Day 8, July 17.

    Day 7, July 16, was a down day. We spent the day relaxing and socializing with family in and around Crystal Lake, and running some local errands.

    Our stop for day 8 was the Field Museum of Natural History, in downtown Chicago. It is one of the more famous natural history museums in North America, and one of the most popular. One of the famous attractions of this museum is Sue, one of the most complete Tyrannosaurus Rex specimens ever discovered.

    Other dinosaurs can be found at this museum, including, but not restricted to…

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    Eoraptor, one of the earlier dinosaurs.

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    Daspletosaurus, a smaller cousin of T-Rex.

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    Parasaurolophus, one of the hooting
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    Stegosaurus, the “roofed” lizard.

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    Deinonychus, aptly named “terrible claw.”

    There are other types of extinct animals as well, including these:

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    I think this is one of the giant ground sloths, that were native to Central and South America.

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    I believe this is an Irish elk, which went extinct during the pre-Roman ancient era.

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    Some ancient fish and sea faring reptiles from the age of dinosaurs.

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    The scariest looking fish I have ever seen!

    The museum also has a rebuilt Maori house. These houses are still important in Maori culture, where they serve as both a town hall and community center. It’s customary to remove one’s shoes when entering one of these halls. As such, this was the one point in the day where we didn’t have to keep putting Michael’s shoes back on.

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    During our visit, there was a special exhibit on Vikings running, which was great because Caitlin had recently been learning about Norse history in school.

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    Michael, Lisa, and Caitlin in front of a restored longboat.

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    One of the smaller, skiff-style boats that Vikings used for local traffic and light fishing.

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    Norse rune tablet.

    This gallery barely scratches the surface of what The Field Museum has to offer. It’s another place that I strongly recommend visiting if you’re ever in the Chicago area. This was our second visit to this place, and I suspect it won’t be our last.

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    Caitlin camping it up in front of some mounted narwhal specimens.

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    A final look back at Sue the Mighty.

    After the museum, we braved our way through Chicago traffic to attend the rehearsal dinner for Lisa’s cousin. Having driven in New York City, Boston, and Washington D.C., I’ve braved some pretty nasty traffic in my time. One thing I can say about Chicago drivers is, well… they are keen to reduce travel time.

    Next: Down on the farm


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    Operation Bandicoot, Day 6, July 15, continued.

    Here is a set of photos we managed to nab after vising the Shedd Aquarium. It was a lovely day, and true to Chicago’s reputation, very windy!

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    A view of the Lakeshore Drive skyline.

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    The Sears (Willis) Tower. I don’t care what it’s official name is now. It will always be the Sears Tower to me.

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    Navy Pier, taken from within the Shedd Aquarium.

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    Caitlin and Michael camping it up near the aquarium.

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    Ready for more!

    Next: House of Sue


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